Andrew Bloch points out a fantastic response from Gerd Voss, Schalke’s PR man, to The Times’s apparently crazy claim that Adolf Hitler was a Schalke fan:
So we checked out and double-checked whether the club board between 1933 and 1945 had named a stand the “Führer Stand”, for example, and we watched every episode of ‘Allo ‘Allo in a bid to find a clue. Nothing.
Fight idiocy with fake idiocy. I like it.